Good Morning

"ImmoralMinority" (araimondo) 08/05/2019 at 09:38 • Filed to: None

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A day on the road today. I go to one of my favorite dairies this morning in Hilmar, then lunch in Modesto as I explore opening a second office. A nice day on the road in the GTI.

I need an experienced lawyer. A recruiter would cost me $15-$20k (FUCK THAT THAT’S MY FJ80 MONEY) so I am trying to make a deal with a woman I know who is really good lawyer who has been wanting to work for me for a while. If it works, I will rent her an office, and probably send her an associate. I am going to ruin my Trump loving racist image my hiring another Hispanic woman and paying her six figures.  I'm an asshole.

It is too hot to take Toby, which he will not be happy about.

Bo Knows > ImmoralMinority 08/05/2019 at 09:45

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You could see if Kevin Spacey wants to  be the associate. He probably needs a low profile job from which to begin his comeback. Another nail in the coffin of your ruined, Trump-loving image.

shop-teacher > ImmoralMinority 08/05/2019 at 10:16

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“I am going to ruin my Trump loving racist image my hiring another Hispanic woman and paying her six figures. I’m an asshole.”

You side-winding SOB!  

Poor_Sh > ImmoralMinority 08/05/2019 at 10:25

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What if you get Toby one of those cooling shirts racecar driver's wear?

Ash78, voting early and often > ImmoralMinority 08/05/2019 at 10:31

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No, no, no...you can’t give high-paying jobs to minorities* because then they might not want to vote in accordance with the Established Rules anymore.

*They’re still minorities even when they’re in the majority somewhere. No, shut up and just keep being wrong!

/s

Snuze: Needs another Swede > Poor_Sh 08/05/2019 at 11:34

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I think I found my get-rich-quick scheme! Thanks!

I’ll even give you some royalties.  

TheRealBicycleBuck > ImmoralMinority 08/05/2019 at 13:14

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My wife and I were discussing the Trump Spade tweet and accidental racism this morning. (Full disclosure: she’s hispanic). Living in Louisiana, s he regularly experiences some form of racism. Last week it happened at the climbing facility. Some brown kid was using the facility incorrectly and a staff member was admonishing the unsupervised child. My wife was watching events unfold from the observation area. Another patron told my wife that she should get out there and take care of it. My wife’s response was “why?” Before the lady could respond, my kids stepped up behind my wife and my son said, “we’re her kids.” For the record, both of my kids are pale-faced like me and at 6'-something, my son towers over his mother. My wife said the flabbergasted look on they woman’s face was priceless. Embarrassed , the lady walked away without giving an apology.

If everyone would just quit making assumptions, the world would be a much better place.  

Poor_Sh > Snuze: Needs another Swede 08/05/2019 at 17:46

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Ok but I get to name it!

Snuze: Needs another Swede > Poor_Sh 08/05/2019 at 22:01

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Got any ideas for names?

Poor_Sh > Snuze: Needs another Swede 08/05/2019 at 22:43

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Well we’re gonna have to license it from the Simpsons I imagine, but Poochie! Because he’s the coolest dog (punpunpunpunpunpunpunpun).

https://jalopnik.com/what-was-the-poochie-of-cars-1797751172